Cassandra "Case File" Wilkins (a.k.a. The Human Red Tape)

[Customer]: "I just need to renew my license."
[Wilkins] (smirking, holding up a 300-page form): "Of course! I’ll just need Form 68B—oh wait, that needs Form 72C first. But that’s only available after Form 91Q, which requires an appointment three months in advance."
[Customer]: "I… I had a soul before this."
📢 [On-Screen Text]: RED TAPE WINS AGAIN!
🎶 [Cue ominous bureaucratic fanfare.]